Showing posts with label Naked. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naked. Show all posts

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Incomplete and Naked


Today, I feel totally naked. I left the house without my cell phone because I have no idea where it is and therefore it's not in my pocket where it normally resides for 12+ hours a day. Not knowing the whereabouts of my phone is completely unlike me. I am a creature of habit. I put my keys in the same place every night, I put my wallet in the same place every night, and I put my phone in the same place every night. Except last night. And now I don't know where it is. I'm sure I'll find it when I get home tonight, but as for today, I feel incomplete and naked. Can you relate?


Monday, December 22, 2008

Weekend Update

What a busy weekend. Here's the rundown.

Friday:
1. Learned how to do microsurgery on the carotid artery of a mouse. 

2. Had a board game night with some good friends. I didn't win, but I should have.

Saturday:
1. Laundry. Lots and lots of laundry.
   
2. Attended a wonderful Christmas party.

Sunday:
1. Packing. Lots and lots of packing. 

2. Saw my neighbor's bare butt. I opened my front door and saw him getting his morning paper without any pants on. Not only was he missing pants, he also didn't have any underware on. In fact, the only thing he did have on was a t-shirt. When I opened my door, it startled him and he dove for his door. Seriously! Who does that? How long does it take to put on a pair of pants? I'm sure he's embarrassed (no pun intended), but I hope he learned his lesson. 
   
3. Road trip to Florida to spend Christmas with my parents. The cat puked again although this time I was able to aim her into the litter box. Some day I will remember to pick her food up the night before we leave.