My Parents Were Saints

Despite my relatively anti-pet mind-set at the moment, I have had quite a few pets in my day. Here's a list of all the animals I (which really should read "my parents") have had.

• multiple dogs
• multiple cats
• litters of rabbits
• 2 chinese king geese named Sally and Biter - both very mean
• a horse named Chico - would look for the nearest pile of manure to buck me off into
• chickens
• a rooster named Chipity - only liked me, would peck everyone else on the foot
• a turtle named Sancho
• ducks - the ones that looked alike were named after the days of the week, the 2 that were unique were named Webster and Brewster and would occasionally get to hang out in my room
• love birds
• lots of fish
• a leopard gecko
• a hedge hog named Groucho

There maybe more, but that's all I can remember. What's your pet history?