98% of the human genome is noncoding DNA. Termed junk DNA, this vast majority of all human DNA has no known biological function. Why would we have so much nonfunctional genetic material? Are these the instructions for superpowers that are waiting to be tapped or are they really just junk left over from millions of years of modification? I don't know about you, but I'm hoping for superpowers.
I'm glad that by the end of today, we can all stop arguing over our political differences and we can get back to concentrating on the important things in life like how bad traffic is and how overpriced Starbucks is.