Chuck Norris Rules

I love Chuck Norris facts. 

• Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
  
• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 
  
• If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 
  
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 
  
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. 
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 

And my personal favorite...

• Chuck Norris rhymes with orange. 

What's your favorite Chuck Norris fact?