I love Chuck Norris facts.
- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris rhymes with orange.
What's your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
8 comments:
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no expedience of life left.
(This is Ian's new favorite past time You two will have to talk!!!)
he's a conservative - this one is really true!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
I once bought my Dad a shirt decorated with Chuck Norris facts. Many were very inappropriate for mixed company, so I chose the one above.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up— he's pushing the Earth down.
I like "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. "
Can I just say...I don't get the orange one?
This is so funny! I like ole' Chuck too...but my favorite is Steven Segall, Please nobody send me hate mail!
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